Tuesday 14 July 2009

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 9 - Jake 2.0

PREVIOUSLY
".....A field of Hordeum vulgare."
AND NOW.....


He salivates at the thought of Barley being ectracted from the Hordeum vulgare to be used in beer.

In this field of wild barley, one particular stalk, Jake was his name, was being teased by the other stalks.
"It's almost harvest time Jake"
"They're coming to take you Jake"
"What do you want to be made into Jake?"
"I want to be in beer"
"You're not good enough for real beer Jake, you'll end up in Budweiser"
"Why must you be so horrible?"
"You're a freak six-row, not like us normal two-rows, you're just animal feed"
"Get ready Jake, it's harvest time"
"HERE COME'S THE RANDOMNESS!!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED

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