Saturday 30 April 2011

SCRIPTS: The Queen And The Bodyguard - After The Wedding


SCENE: Buckingham Palace. Saturday morning. The day after Kate and William’s marriage.


The Bodyguard is walking down a hallway with a concerned look on his face. He is apparently searching for something. As he approaches a corner, a little girl comes running round it and bumps into him.

HENRIETTA: Sorry mister, in a hurry. Looking for Gav.
Henrietta runs off and then another gentleman comes around the corner.

Friday 22 April 2011

SCRIPTS: Bubbles The Ninja's Great Adventure 1.4




Bubbles Gets Lost - Part 4 (online)
Bubbles Gets Lost - Part 4 (.docx)


Previously:-

Tuesday 19 April 2011

AUDIO REVIEW: Second Doctor Box Set - 2. The Destroyers




The story starts off with a pretty suspenseful and eerie set-up. Eventually, the Daleks turn up and actually prove themselves to be quite formidable for a change, ruthlessly killing everyone in a base station before the start of a typically eighties theme tune which spoils the tone somewhat. Then we meet up with Sara Kingdom, and considering that all her stories so far for Big Finish have been very good, I'm hoping for more of the same. It will go nicely with the lottery win I'm also hoping for.

While the following scene that sees Sara trying to find her team and get to the base station seems to drag a tad as they encounter various obstacles (one), it's still a pleasant ride. I just couldn't help but think where, (and when) it was going. When we get there, we find the Dalek kindly left a survivor to report everything to Sara's team. I think Dalek Steve may have a faulty weapon.

The Daleks then discover survivors and send Unit 2 - lets hope Dalek Steve isn't in that Unit - to deal with them. The rest of the story is then devoted Sara and her team and it soon gets boring with nothing much having happened at all until the end where someone remembers that the Daleks were supposed to be in this. Cue a quick battle and a resolution and a feeling of relief as you realise that unlike the previous story, this one ends after one disc.

Score: 4/7

Released: December 2010
Publisher: Big Finish
Writer: Terry Nation
Adapted By: Nicholas Briggs and John Dorney
Director: Lisa Bowerman

Wednesday 13 April 2011

BOOK REVIEW: Confessions Of A Conjuror - Derren Brown




This is not strictly an autobiography, more a combination of a collection of personal stories, comedic observations, and magic tricks. The book is told through the intricate process of performing a single magic trick, using the minute observations and feelings experienced throughout performing this trick to segway into amusing anecdotes, self help tips, and embarrasing confessions.
It's mainly through these confessions, and their subsequent analysis of why he does these things along with an psycological explanation, that you realise that any ticks or traits you have that make you feel weird or embarrassed about, that everyone does them and taking them into account, how to better interract with people and understand your world around you.
It never gets heavy into instruction or preaching but tells these through amusing recollections of his childhood and just simple observations.

The format could be jarring to some as the magic trick is told in parts here and there throughout the book, continually intersperssed with off the track topics but for me it w--ks well.

Learn about the pantomines people play out to themselves to not appear weird; why you repeatedly do things you don't actually enjoy; and how to simply enjoy life more.

As with the idea that psychics use barnum statements that appear to be very personal and accurate statements about you but would actually apply to most people, I would say that most of the ideas and experiences told in here are similar in that they are obviously very personal things about Derren himself but most of it will apply to everyone in some respect.

I would say that, along with Tricks Of The Mind, this is a must read for everyone.
It also has the greatest ending to a piece of writing ever.

Score: 5/7

Thursday 7 April 2011

SCRIPTS: The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 21 - Guinness

(NOTE: This chapter takes place concurrently with the events in
The Jesus Chronicles - Chapter 21 - Big Expectations)

PREVIOUSLY
"Sounds as good a place to start anyway. Let's go then."
AND NOW

They all arrive at the sinking island to find hundreds of people gathered on the shoreline and looking at the slowly disappearing land mass full of shadows. The gathered have separated into two groups and are arguing with each other about whether they should save the shadows or not. GAVSEN nudges AAlgav, "you think that's that Moses dude?" as he points towards a man knelt in the water in a futile attempt to separate the water with his hands.
"...and this man is supposed to help us?" asks Downtown in a sarcastic tone.
All four of them look on in dumbfounded disbelief as someone approaches Moses and starts talking to him. He is interrupted by a loud rumbling sound and the sea suddenly starts frothing with activity before opening up and creating a channel of dry land between Moses and the island. The man who was talking to Jesus instructs the shadows to make their way back whilst Moses has his arms thrown in the air in victory. Gav then proclaims "This is the man who is going to save us."

TO BE CONTINUED

Wednesday 6 April 2011

REVIEW
Second Doctor Box Set
1. Prison In Space

While not entirely original, a story about women ruling the planet, or having any creative use of time or high action scenes, the story marched on at decent enough pace and told an enjoyable enough story. The Doctor and Jamie get sent to a prison for the inferiors (males) while Zoe is sent for reconditioning.
There isn't exactly much here to praise, but there's less to pick at. It was okay, with some pretty good performances. The highlights probably being when Jamie and The Doctor (in seperate occasions) both suddenly realise they didn't get the not so subtle hints they were been given. And given that those are highlights, you can imagine how so averagely non-exciting the rest is. The only downside I can say about this, besides there being any real presence of an upside, is that this story was given over to two discs.

Score - 4/7

Released: December 2010
Published By: Big Finish
Written By: Dick Sharples
Adapted By: Simon Guerrier
Directed By: Lisa Bowerman