The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 7 - Falling Down

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".....a human body falling through the air."
AND NOW.....

Still slightly blinded from the dancing pattern of reflected light he watches the figure plummet further down. He can see the explosion of glass flying everywhere and thinks to himself 'boy, that run sure was tiring, I could do with a nice cold refreshing beer right now. It has been over thirty minutes since my last drink t...' His thoughts are interrupted by the sound of the falling figure shouting "IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM"

TO BE CONTINUED

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 6 - The Race For Life

PREVIOUSLY
"..... towards the window......"
AND NOW.....

As he speeds up approaching the window, he throws his left leg forwards followed quickly by his right, placing his feet steadily on the floor. He passes a chair and nears a table, almost losing traction with his right foot and begins to skid before correcting it and continues running. He runs straight past the desk and accidentally knocks the table lamp from it with his left arm. Slowing down now as he approaches the window,he puts out his hands to act as bumpers against the wall. Stopping at the far side of the room, he opens the window and looks out. Momentarilly blinded by the falling shards of glass from the next room reflecting sunlight, he can just make out a human body falling through the air.

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The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 5 - Unbreakable

PREVIOUSLY
"......CRACK....."
AND NOW.....

Gav jumps up startled at the loud noise coming from the next room and says "For Unholy Christ's Knackers, what was that?"
The masseuse - still bewildered by the whole event could only respond with "That's a bit of a mouthfull, maybe you shoud try anacronysing it"
Hearing glass in the next room shatter, he says "step back, I need to see what's happening" He takes a few steps back, steadies himself, and runs towards the window......



TO BE CONTINUED

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 4 - Broke Back Mountain

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"......Would you like a blo...."
AND NOW.....


"Would you like a bloody good massage sir? You look like you need one after that fall outside."
"I'd much rather have an ice cold beer please." came the reply.
"I'm sorry, we're all out of beer, we haven't been able to get any from our suppliers. A shortage or something."
"I suppose I'll have that massage then."
He is led upstairs to a secluded room where he is asked to de-robe and lie down. The masseuse places his hands on his back, applies pressure and ...CRACK!.....


TO BE CONTINUED

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 3 - Happy Endings

PREVIOUSLY
'...as it said ".....'
AND NOW.....



....."Have you seen what time it is?" Looking at his watch, Gav realises that it's almost closing time. He sets off running as fast as he can but soon falls over after being hit with cramp. Looking up he notices he fell outside a massage parlour. He enters and is approached by a well-built blonde woman who asked "Would you like a blo...."

TO BE CONTINUED

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 2 - The Talk

previously - "MY PINT GLASS IS EMPTY"


Little did he know that it was god himself that had purposely made it rain. Gav watched as the empty glass filled up with what looked, and presumably tasted like Budweiser and threw it away. Just then, a squirrel approached at his feet and tapped on his toes. Looking down at this stupid creature, he listened intently as it said "...



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The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 1 - Early Closing Sunday

Welcome to the brand new series "The Sober Chronicles" which is in no way related to international bestseller "The Jesus Chronicles "





And when it rained on that fatefull night,

Gav did appear and declare in a booming voice,

"MY PINT GLASS IS EMPTY"