PREVIOUSLY
"All public houses in Jerusalem have completely sold out."
AND NOW.....
Gav says "The situation within which we currently find ourselves occupying is not at all favourable Joseph"
Joseph adds "It is indeed dire. So as a means towards arriving at a resolution, what is currently known about the aforementioned situation?"
"Supplies of beer have been exhausted as a result of the impending climatic situation. I have no beer. I require beer." explained Gav.
"Let it also not be forgotten that all life is expected to expire during this event save for those animals that Noah will be taking with him."
"With, Joseph, the obvious exception of both creatures of the sea and air."
"By extension then, our only course of action would be to secure a place on Noah's vessel."
"It would also be reasonable to assume that being the last of the human race and put in this situation, Noah would have stocked up on beer for the duration."
"As was noted in the report however, salvation is only to be granted to the animal kingdom"
Gav sits back in his chair with a smile and finishes "Fear not Joseph, for I have a plan that is most cunning in nature"
TO BE CONTINUED
