Bubbles Great Adventure: Bubbles Gets Lost In Space 2.8
BUBBLES:...
Obi Wan and Yoda are not paying attention to Bubbles and continue what they were doing.
OBI WAN: I’m thinking Lima.
YODA: Incorrect you are.
OBI WAN: What about….. Leg?
YODA: Wrong that is. More focus you must have.
Obi Wan puts his hands on his head and concentrates.
OBI WAN: I…. I see…. I see a Locust.
YODA: Negative my friend. Almost here it is. Of time you are running out.
Just then lightning strikes in the distance.
OBI WAN: Damn, Lightning. Okay my turn. I spy with my future eye, something beginning with….. ooohh, this is a good one…. something begging with N.
Yoda closes his eyes for a moment and it starts getting a little windy.
YODA: Newspaper.
OBI WAN: Damn it. You’re just too good at this.
BUBBLES: What? What is this you’re doing?
YODA: Game of future eye spy we are playing.
OBI WAN: You have to name something that you can’t see now but will in the very near future, and the other has to try and guess what it is before they see it.
BUBBLES: But how do you know what you’ll see in the future….
YODA: Your laces untied they are, Bubbles.
Bubbles bends down to tie up his laces just as a newspaper in the wind flies over Bubbles and smacks Obi Wan in the face. Bubbles arises again and sees Obi Wan with a newspaper wrapped around his head.
BUBBLES: …. if it hasn’t…. happened yet?.... okaaayyyy.
Obi Wan removes the newspaper from his face and throws it on the ground while Yoda laughs.
OBI WAN: Yes, very funny. Now Bubbles, have we learnt anything more from your journey yet?
BUBBLES: Nothing that I didn’t already know, that Nikelface is annoying. Why won’t you just tell me what it is?
YODA: Learn the lessons yourself you must, lest with meaning they be without.
OBI WAN: Let us show you another event from your past. Hopefully things will start to become more clear to you.
Then Bubbles wakes up.
Then he dies.
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Previously in Journeyman
Dan can travel into the past. He can't control when he does or where and when he travels to. All he knows he travels to key moments in peoples lives in order to lead them in a different direction and right wrongs. The reason behind this is unknown. Only his wife Katie and his brother Jack know about this. During his trips to the past, he occasionally bumps into his ex who also travels through time.
Previously In Dead Like Me
George was killed by a falling toilet and now finds herself living in another body as a reaper for Rube procuring souls from people before they die so they can pass on to the afterlife. Rube has a few reapers which he by directs to the souls with little yellow post it notes that have the time, location, and surname of the soon to be deceased.
JOURNEY LIKE ME - EPISODE 6
PREVIOUSLY: Back in the past, Dan has twice encountered the Thompsons - a very anti social couple - and their child but only seemed to make them withdraw further. Livia was too late to help Dan. Back in the present, his friend is socially raped - a term Dan isn't familiar with.
Dan is at work at his computer. His boss approaches and looks at his screen.
BOSS: History of social raping huh? Another up to the minute piece you're working on there Dan?
DAN: ...huh, oh yeah. A friend was, what they say, Nicked? Yesterday.
BOSS: I can't believe this still happens. People like that should be locked up. Thinking they can impose themselves on other people having a good time just because they don't have any friends. There's a reason they don't have friends. No one wants you around, you socially inept idiot.
Then Dan wakes up.
Then he dies.
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Social Defiance And Its Implications
SCENE: Dave is in the toilet having a piss in a cubicle. There is the feint buzz of chatter coming from the bar. Two blokes eventually walk in and go to the urinals. Dave evesdrops.
BLOKE 1: Man, I'm so going to buy you the drinks for the rest of the night for that speech.
BLOKE 2: Thanks John, It was a good one wasn't it?
JOHN: Truly inspired. Completey deserved the best toast of the night prize. "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" You crack me up sometimes Reilly.
REILLY: I'l have to come up with something good when I get back to the wife though. I'm going to be hammered tonight.
JOHN: Yeagh, whether it's celebrating the feetball win or drowning sorrows eh?
REILLY: Aye, it's a do or die game this 'un.
JOHN: Hope those Chelsea c-unts get hammered for six.
Dave hears them both zip up but doesn't notice the buzz from the bar has gone. The two gents head out.
REILLY: Not likely but that would be ace.
JOHN: Aye.
The doors open and close as they leave. Dave finishes up and heads out. He opens the door and steps out, bumping into John and Reilly who are stood in the doorway.
DAVE: Whoa, 'scuse me. What're......
Dave then looks out to the rest of the pub. There is nobody in the bar and a few headless bodies on the floor with blood all over the place.
Then Dave dies.
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THE SOBER CHRONICLES - CHAPTER 22 - EMPYREAN SOLAR FLARE SUMMER ALE
(NOTE: This chapter takes place concurrently with the events in
The Jesus Chronicles - Chapter 22
Five minutes ago in a country on the other side of the planet.
"What's that in the sky?" Asked Robert.
"I think I read something about this in the paper this morning. It's a supersun." Replied Steve.
"What's a supersun?" Enquired Albert.
"Well, like the normal sun, it's glowing. But because it's getting bigger, they're calling it super." Answered Steve.
Robert holds his hands to his eyes and looks up to the supersun.
"Apparently, astronomers are predicting the arrival of this supersun will cause tsunamis or something. Load of superstitious nonsense if you ask me." Continued Steve.
Looking slightly panicked, Robert says "you know what? I don't think it is getting bigger."
"Of course it is, look." Laughs Albert.
"I see it appears that way, but that's because whatever it is, it's getting closer, and it looks big, and if.... when that hits the earth, well...." says Steve.
"...well what?" Asks Albert.
"...well, when I say run. Run." Replies Steve.
"RUN!" adds Steve.
And they all run.
But they all die.
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