Wednesday 24 June 2009

The Sober Chronicles - Chapter 4 - Broke Back Mountain

PREVIOUSLY
"......Would you like a blo...."
AND NOW.....


"Would you like a bloody good massage sir? You look like you need one after that fall outside."
"I'd much rather have an ice cold beer please." came the reply.
"I'm sorry, we're all out of beer, we haven't been able to get any from our suppliers. A shortage or something."
"I suppose I'll have that massage then."
He is led upstairs to a secluded room where he is asked to de-robe and lie down. The masseuse places his hands on his back, applies pressure and ...CRACK!.....


TO BE CONTINUED

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