PREVIOUSLY
".....getting angrier by the second....."
AND NOW
"My straw. My bloody straw!" Joseph says to Gav as he points towards the crash. "That's that bloody Judas with my straw. And now you've just trampled all over my
crops. Why does everything always go wrong? WHY!?"
Joseph drops to his knees with his head in his hands. Gav bends down to him and
puts a hand on his shoulder.
"Cheer up mate, I'll buy you a beer."
"What?" Joseph replies.
"I'll buy you a beer. I noticed you're farming barley here. There must be a pub or something nearby to create this demand. Come on, take me to the pub, I'll buy you a beer, and we can talk about whatever you want."
Joseph stands up.
"Thanks...."
"Gav"
"Thanks Gav, I'm Joseph Brown, my friends call me Downtown. I know just the place."
"Thank Christ...."
"....It's his bloody fault I'm in this mess to start with" Joseph interrupts
"... Who?" asks Gav
"Never mind, I'll tell you later. replies Joseph.
"Well, it's been a good half hour since my last pint. I was getting desperate. Now if you'll be so kind Joseph. To the pub!"
Joseph leads Gav to his car and they set off towards the pub.
TO BE CONTINUED
